Very good very professional witch tip™
  • mabonsamhain

    Throw chunks of rose quartz at people to attract love

  • sarahsaharra-blog

    In not a witch but I feel like throwing rocks at someone screaming ‘love me!!’ might give off the wrong impression,

    Anyone with more expertise know?

  • normal-horoscopes

    LOVE CORRELATES DIRECTLY WITH CRYSTAL VELOCITY

  • mabonsamhain

    This is by far my favorite reblog of this post

  • normal-horoscopes

    I CRUNCHED SOME NUMBERS

    POWER OF SPELL = MASS OF CRYSTAL * (CRYSTAL ACCELERATION)^2

  • parodiadissonantia

    Perhaps use a picture, poppet, doll, etc instead, so you aren’t stoning people to death.

  • normal-horoscopes

    CRYSTALS HAVE THE BEST MASS TO ENCHANTMENT RATIO
    SO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT IS TO SHOOT THEM OUT OF CROSSBOWS WITH A BLUNTED TIP MADE FROM A MAGICALLY CONDUCTIVE BUT NON-LETHAL MATERIAL

  • parodiadissonantia

    Crystals on a Nerf gun could charge the foam darts.

  • normal-horoscopes

    NERF IS TOO SYNTHETIC A MEDIUM BUT YOU COULD REPLACE THE RUBBER TIPS WITH CLAY OR COTTON

  • parodiadissonantia

    Clay would cause major issues. What materials ruin crystal energy?

  • normal-horoscopes

    ANY COARSE SYNTHETIC FLUID LIKE CHOCOLATE SYRUP OR ENGINE COOLANT

  • mabonsamhain

    Dear lord what is happening

  • normal-horoscopes

    MAGIC

  • animalsandtrees

    A new species is evolving before scientists’ eyes in the eastern United States.

    Wolves faced with a diminishing number of potential mates are lowering their standards and mating with other, similar species, reported The Economist.

    The interbreeding began up to 200 years ago, as European settlers pushed into southern Ontario and cleared the animal’s habitat for farming and killed a large number of the wolves that lived there.

    That also allowed coyotes to spread from the prairies, and the white farmers brought dogs into the region.

    Over time, wolves began mating with their new, genetically similar neighbors.

    The resulting offspring — which has been called the eastern coyote or, to some, the “coywolf” — now number in the millions, according to researchers at North Carolina State University.

    Interspecies-bred animals are typically less vigorous than their parents, The Economist reported — if the offspring survive at all.

    That’s not the case at all with the wolf-coyote-dog hybrid, which has developed into a sum greater than the whole of its parts.

    At about 55 pounds, the hybrid animal is about twice as heavy as a standard coyote, and her large jaws, faster legs and muscular body allow her to take down small deer and even hunt moose in packs, and the animal is skilled at hunting in both open terrain and dense woodland.

    An analysis of 437 hybrid animals found that coyote DNA dominates her genetic makeup, with about one-tenth of its DNA from dogs, usually larger dogs such as Doberman pinschers and German shepherds, and a quarter from wolves.

    The animal’s cry starts out as a deep-pitched wolf howl that morphs into higher-pitched yipping — like a coyote.

    Her dog DNA may carry an additional advantage.

    Some scientists think the hybrid animal is able to adapt to city life — which neither coyotes or wolves have managed to do on their own — because her dog ancestry allows her  to tolerate people and noise.

    The coywolves have spread into some of the nation’s largest cities — including New York, Boston and Washington — using railway corridors.

    The interbreeding allows the animal to diversify her diet and eat discarded food, along with rodents and smaller mammals — including cats, which coywolves eat skull and all — and they have evolved to become nocturnal to avoid humans.

    The animals are also smart enough to learn to look both ways before crossing roads.

    Not all researchers agree the animal is a distinct species, arguing that one species does not interbreed with another — although the hybrid’s existence raises the question of whether wolves and coyotes are distinct species in the first place.

    But scientists who have studied the animal say the mixing of genes has been much faster, extensive and transformational than anyone had noticed until fairly recently.

    “(This) amazing contemporary evolution story (is) happening right underneath our nose,” said Roland Kays, a researcher at North Carolina State.

    Watch this report on coywolves.

    Raw Story

  • thewinterotter

    THIS SHIT IS SO WILD AND IT’S ABSOLUTELY FASCINATING. If you’d like to watch the entire Nature documentary referenced in that “watch this report” link, you can find the whole thing on Youtube. It’s a terrific documentary and a really interesting look at an animal most people don’t even seem to realize exists. The extent to which coywolves have adapted to urban life and the ways in which they’re very distinct from the species they’ve sprung from is pretty incredible.

  • sympathetic-deceit-trash

    Ultimate Doggo

  • gallusrostromegalus

     H Y P E R C A N I D S

  • PSA
  • protect-the-precious-child

    y’all

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    Shimanami Tasogare

    It is an amazing manga with an almost entirely LGBT+ cast and talks a lot about gender identity, sexuality and troubles faced by those within the LGBT+ community (especially for younger members). Also it is fucking BEAUTIFUL.

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    Kamatani Yuuki’s use of imagery and visual metaphors never fails to take my breath away.

    Please just read the damn manga.

  • invite-me-to-your-memories

    i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language

    but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel

    and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition

    you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”

  • theangelshavethetimeturner

    i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?

  • faded-mind
  • mariesbookblog

    What

  • fairy-bloomed

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